ask dave

You were like an older brother to me

betakomaeda:

come on

genocidersyonia:

Wake up, America.

lasciviouslink:

peacefulcalamity:

pundercracker:

jerryterry:

Figured out how to fix the weird text-clipping issue! I have no doubt I’ll be making more of these…

“YOU’RE REALLY GONNA RING OUT THE GUY IN THE $6,000 SUIT? C’MOOOOOON”

COCKA COCKA CAAAAW

“A FINAL SMASH IS SOMETHING A WHORE DOES FOR MONEY”

ghostsandhoney:

blackghostriolus:

luxtempestas:

somebody take this computer away from me

oh good lord yes

Oh good lord NO

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

venidel:

Antithesis.